A perfect Day For Banana Fish

stupidmouthhole @ 2009-05-03T08:51:00

2009-05-03T13:52:18Z

FINALLLLLLLLLY

2009-03-11T17:18:13Z

I got my replacement phone in the mail today. Send me a text (414-651-1878) or leave me a message here with your phone numbers so I can add you all back.

Work rules.

2008-09-19T19:10:53Z

(2:01 PM) TJ Kells: this card only does raid 1 on 2 drives fyi
(2:01 PM) TJ Kells: so thats a limiting factor
(2:02 PM) Andrew Ortlieb: doh
(2:02 PM) Andrew Ortlieb: well actually that makes sense
(2:02 PM) Andrew Ortlieb: wouldn't anything else be wasteful?
(2:04 PM) TJ Kells: raid 5 is never wasteful
(2:05 PM) TJ Kells: EVAR
(2:05 PM) TJ Kells: I want to RAID 5 my brain
(2:05 PM) Andrew Ortlieb: I want to give my brain a sql backend
(2:06 PM) TJ Kells: http://www.windowsnetworking.com/articles_tutorials/Implementing-DFS-Replication.html
(2:06 PM) TJ Kells: I want to RAID 5 your sql backend....
(2:06 PM) Andrew Ortlieb: yeah, talk dirty to me

Are you ready for the best guitar solo you've ever heard?

2008-09-16T00:56:56Z

Fast forward to 3:30. Prepare your pants for shitting.

STOP EXPLODING MY MIND

2008-09-11T17:44:29Z

"There is no place for free will in our understanding in the laws of physics. However diminishing that may make some people feel I think we need to perhaps face up to the real possibility that the notion of having free will is an illusion. It's a useful illusion, it makes life interesting. And its one that you need to put to the side because you need to live as if you do have free will, but all there is, is physics."

Brain Greene is smarter than you. You should listen to him and let him melt your reality.

audio.wnyc.org/radiolab_podcast/radiolab_podcast081208.mp3

"It feels nice to get a win for once"

2008-05-30T04:19:20Z

So after a week of sketching and scribbling in photoshop I have officially finished the second piece of 'art' that I have done in years. Its a new shirt/patch/whatever design for dead issue. I haven't actually shown it to anyone else so who knows if it will get used. It just feels good to accomplish something.

Its official.

2008-04-29T00:23:56Z

I am once again employed, and for almost as much as I wanted. Sick.

All of these things make me happy

2008-04-17T13:42:22Z

I woke up early and made fucking rad pancakes from scratch. The sun is shinning through the clouds but spring is on the way. Yesterday I got out all of the old H2O and to be honest it still makes me super happy when I listen to FTTW. I dont even care if you dont care.

Note all of the cameos and the RIP Raybeez crucified skin shirt:

Instead of sleeping I read useless things on the internet,

2008-04-09T08:56:10Z

I think that Ben is the only person that will enjoy this.

BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski (http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

My Sleep Schedule is Ruined

2008-03-09T19:55:08Z

Plainview: Are you an angry man, Henry?

Henry Brands: About what?

Plainview: Are you envious? Do you get envious?

Henry Brands: I don't think so. No.

Plainview: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

Henry Brands: That part of me is gone... working and not succeeding- all my failures has left me... I just don't... care.

Plainview: Well, if it's in me, it's in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.

Henry Brands: What will you do about your boy?

Plainview: I don't know. Maybe it will change. Does your sound come back to you? I don't know. Maybe no one knows that. A doctor might not know that.

Henry Brands: Where is his mother?

Plainview: I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Henry... to have you here gives me a second breath. I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people.

The Holy Grail

2008-02-27T23:06:32Z

Muay Thai - Week 2

2008-02-05T04:02:33Z

I am so incredibly banged up from the past week and a half of training its unreal. Tonight my new Muay Thai instructor decided to spar with me after class. I had never seen successful crescent kicks before tonight and I am covered in bruises from them. Also, this -

Walk it out.

Epic weekend was epic.

2008-02-04T09:59:15Z

stupidmouthhole @ 2008-01-08T05:56:00

2008-01-08T12:01:40Z

I did something tonight that I haven't done in probably 6-7 years. I sat down and drew and I had forgotten two things -

1 - Im not that bad at it.

2 - The way it feels to be focused on a goal and reaching it.

Maybe I will get some sleep after all.

I googled murder.

2008-01-08T10:47:04Z

I can't sleep anymore and I think it's going to cost me my sanity. The good news? I get my bike shoes back in 10 hours and then I'm the fuck out all day.

Great webcomic or greatest?

2007-12-13T17:11:47Z

who knows anymore

2007-11-26T15:32:16Z

I am my fathers son. I am destined to failure. Doomed to follow in his footsteps.

I was forced to resign my position today and I have no other work lined up. I was already just barely getting by before this happened. All I want now is what I had then, a pair of warm arms waiting for me when I get home to squeeze me and tell me everything is going to be all right.

Sickboy Syndrome

2007-11-25T09:10:18Z

This is my affliction. I've lost it.

Its spreading like wildfire

2007-11-14T22:59:05Z

Respond to this and I will do the following:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

Shake them haters off...

2007-10-07T01:16:10Z

Went on a nice long road ride today, and I went VERY fast. I love just riding south until I dont know the name of the town I am in anymore. Its a great opportunity to get my thoughts together and clear my head. Lately I have been feeling like I am losing my grip on reality. All of the shit that has been happening to me has really been taking its toll. Its times like these that Im thankful that I still have a bike to ride and some friendly ears to listen to me piss and moan.

For all the critics claiming pics or it didnt happen -

Also, sometimes I feel like we live in paradise -

Fight for a cause

2006-10-05T04:13:55Z

If youre at all interested in krav maga there is going to be a 4hr self defense seminar on October 21st from 10:30 am - 2:30 pm. Its $50 but all proceeds go to a national breast cancer charity. Also if you really want to go let me know and I can talk with my teacher about getting you in for cheap/free.

Click here for more info

Life win.

2006-08-14T23:36:52Z

I saw Gorilla Biscuits last night. Walter played an acoustic set afterwards where he played some hilarious/awesome stuff. Including (prepare to be jealous frank) a Sick of it All/Smiths medley, youth crew, high hopes, and start today. I am missing part of one of my teeth and I have a shoe print emblazoned into my forearm. I could pretty much die now.

Maybe....

2006-05-19T23:13:50Z

the hottest thing ive ever seen?

POOOOOONED

2006-05-09T14:34:46Z

That guy pwnt my face.

Childs Play!

2006-05-09T04:55:03Z